Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 985 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Watch the credits of the game
Lose against the boss
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
???
Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/480 points)
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (55/180 points)
Just started
First kill
Steal something
Kill all enemies perfectly
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 7/15 (35/265 points)
Complete the first day
The lunar surface...
What really happened?, it was all a dream?
Enter in the true secret room, welcome to Lunar Industries!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.